bumperstickers...

I used to like Paris and the Hilton. Now I hate all three.

George Bush is OK. (In that insane nut-job kind of way)

Don't fear sharks. Fear hungry sharks.

Don't feed the bears carbs.

A lake without fish is called a sewer.

My neighbor got a Hummer. I got a Marshall stack. I bet I win.

ipods are like jelly donuts. you know in your heart there are better things available, but you just don't care.

Michael Jackson and Barney Fife are starting to look eerily similar

I can't hear my cell phone, what with all your incessant honking!

can we go back to 1987 when Joe Strummer was still alive and W was a still a drunk?