Olympic bumper stickers...

Pual Hamm, the power of positive thinking

Our shot-putter can out-grunt your shot-putter

Steroids, they're not just for breakfast anymore

Is that a javelin in your pocket or are you just glad to see me

Greece is golden!

Tennis in the Olympics?? What next? Tiddlywinks?? (and where do I sign up?)

WHAT??? No Jamaican fencing team?

Hey honey, how about we stroll the Olympic village and compare wreaths?

Return the Olympics to its roots. NUDE Athletes!

Sorry, no parle' spanikopita...

Those seats aren't empty, they're reserved for the NBA cowards that stayed home!