bumper stickers (take offs)

Save a cow, eat a Texas rancher

Not all who wander are lost, some are lost in ugly cars

The goddess is alive and afoot! Cool! Grab a magical broom and make yourself useful.

W' 04? I'd rather elect WD40. A tin can is better than a tin man.

Save the whales (FROM THE JAPANESE SCIENTISTS!!)

Girl scouts make the best cookies, once they stop screaming...

Better a uncontrollable boner in the White house that an uncontrollable bonehead

Eggs are like donuts, only without all the flour an sugar

Atkins. That's Latin for morons.

I swerve for gravitational shifts.