more bumper stickers we need to see...

dude, how long have you been back there

four-letter word of the day, vote

sorry officer my kangaroo distracted me

i like hummers, they're bigger targets

we need a burning bush of our own

my god and can out-smite your god

my kid's on the honor roll, he's sure to make parole now

if i ram you off the road, i promise not to damage the turn signal that's blinked for that last 20 minutes

it was better when russia, not freedom, was our enemy

garlic, it's not just for breakfast anymore