i've got a leg to stand on

For about a week my left leg was like a balloon. A red balloon full of fire. It had gotten infected by god-knows-what last week after being bitten by a spider. I couldn't walk. Couldn't run. Couldn't stand without lots of grunting and gnashing of teeth.

That was then, this is now. Thanks to anti-biotics, lots of ice, about 17 rented videos, 36 grapes, 12 diet pepsis, 40 liters of water and one nectarine. I'm on the mend. I can walk. I can walk. I can walk.

So listen up kiddies. If you are still blessed with the power of mobility, if you can still groove that groove thang' and if you can "walk this way" then you have NO problems. Someone once said if the solution to a problem is money, then you don't have a problem. Amen to that.

Here's to your health (and mine)...